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    #NoNeedToSatirize: Beck: ‘Forces of spiritual darkness’ at CNN plotted Blitzer’s atheist gaffe

    Beck: ‘Forces of spiritual darkness’ at CNN plotted Blitzer’s atheist gaffe (via Raw Story ) Conservative radio host Glenn Beck says that “forces of spiritual darkness” at CNN arranged to have Wolf Blitzer ask a atheist tornado survivor if she thanked the Lord as a plot to promote atheism. At [...]

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    Nation Rushes to Party before Legal DUI Limit Lowered

    LOS ANGELES — Gadflies, college students and champion buzzed drivers nationwide scrambled this month to get in some last-minute partying after the National Transportation Safety Board voted to recommend lowering the legal blood-alcohol content from .08 to .05. Stores reported runs on beer and boxed wine, and the number of [...]

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    VA Republicans Nominate Cunning Linguists Cuccinelli and Jackson for Gov. and Lt. Gov.

    RICHMOND, Va. – On Saturday, the Republican Party of Virginia nominated current State Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli and minister and attorney E. W. Jackson for Governor and Lt. Governor, respectively, at their annual convention, hoping the two men would get their knees dirty and clean the kitchen with their Democratic opponents. [...]

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    US Government, ASPCA Beg Americans to Adopt Adorable Debt Burdens

    WASHINGTON – Amidst a new wave of controversy over the Federal Government’s ability to pay off its debts, the Treasury Department has issued a suspension of the debt ceiling, and has begun borrowing money to mend the gaps between government spending and revenues. However, the Treasury department insists that these actions [...]

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